Why Is Google Trying To Stop Me?
From Thesaurus.com:
Main Entry: stop
Synonyms: bar, barricade, blank wall, block, blockade, break, break off, brick wall, cease, cessation, check, close, closing, conclusion, control, cutoff, desistance, discontinuation, ending, fence, finish, freeze, grinding halt, halt, hindrance, impediment, layoff, letup, lull, pause, plug, roadblock, screeching halt, standstill, stay, stoppage, termination, wall
5 comments:
Because Google is The Man, and The Man is trying to put you down! Rise up, brother! Free yourself from the tyrrany of the English language! Down with grammar! Down with synonyms and antonyms!
Drop the "u" from "armoured"! Make bough and rough rhyme! Spell fish "ghoti"!
Or just get rich and famous so that when someone types "halted" into the engine they get back, "Did you mean Hatadi?"
Have you tried typing in the workd "Failure" and hitting the "I'm feeling lucky" button?
Oops. Word. You know what I mean...
Hey, at least you came up #1!
There goes my muesli.
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